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/cries/ my dad made pepper sauce today outside and I walked around in the kitchen after he brought the jars inand I apparently walked into a cloud because I’m breaking out its itchy and painful and I’m having a difficult time breathing

Cleeeeaaarly I need to try harder

Cleeeeaaarly I need to try harder

manim0:

gookgod:

this is some yuri manga type shit man

i smell the gay and it has polluted the whole room

(via fufucuddlypuffs)

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

becausebirds:

I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.

Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.

(via squirreltastic)

Back To Earth (feat. Fall Out Boy)

fobteam:

The official version of the track Fall Out Boy and Steve Aoki: «Back To Earth» album «Neon Future I»

Download in ITunes || Download in mega.co.nz

(via honeyglowglitch)

i actually dont even have anything on my clipboard cuz i just got on the computer 

writtenanddirected:

a new ask meme: go to my ask and paste the last thing you copied and send it to me without any explanation

(via autisticalfred)

susiron:

The worst thing about Tumblr mobile though is you’ll open it up and see something really interesting at the top of your dash

then the app refreshes itself and it’s gone forever.

(via optimistically-hopeless)

spoopyhetalia:

DOES THIS MEAN I COULD BE A NATION TOO?????

(via optimistically-hopeless)

AuthorSetepan.

Translator: sexyassheichou

T/N: Someone just sent me a link to the wonderful yumminess up there and asked me to translate it ^-^ thank you! <3 i enjoyed it very much hurrhurrhurr

(via racy-riren)

razzleberrie:

raise ur hand if you hold yourself to really unrealistically high standards and then beat yourself up when you fall short of perfection

(via optimistically-hopeless)

How to tell when Germans are really being rude versus just being German

deutschtaeglich:

I find this article really interesting, since we all have our own cultural norms, and it changes how we perceive people. And it’s good to know what to expect when you go to another country :)

(via deutschland-germany)

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

pvtleonardchurch:

jack-baraatwat:

Being friends with me consists of me sending you bad jokes at 2:47 in the morning

listen up you motherfucker

(via erwinere)

senpai-will-notice-you:

Do you ever just

senpai-will-notice-you:

Do you ever just

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Why Dutch shouldn’t be translated to English.

language2go:

novakians:

A few Dutch sayings in English;

  • It rains steel pipes.
  • I fell with the door in the house.
  • There is nothing on the hand.
  • I shall let them smell a poopy.
  • I’m keeping you in the holes.
  • I don’t trust you for a meter.
  • It shall me a sausage be.
  • It’s dick black outside.
  • Unfortunately peanutbutter.
  • To participate for bacon and beans.
  • There is not a ball on the tv.
  • It walks in the soup.
  • Falling through the basket.
  • This time, I can see it through the fingers.

Let me just add some personal favourites;

I have a dark brown suspicion
That sits quite mustache
Oh, on that bike
You can go on the pot
It can’t matter to me an ass
If you like sausage
Am I standing here for Jan dick, or so?

(via lupineterror)